Grrrrr...

I am animal.  Literally.  This past month I have eaten the following:  a sticker, part of an envelope, a toenail, part of a crayon, and toilet paper.  

Mom and Dad try to keep me from eating these things, but I'm quick.  My favorite is the toilet paper.  Every time they leave one of the bathroom doors open, I head straight for it.  I'm not even sure why I eat this stuff because they give me enough food to feed three normal babies, but I know I like it.